Anderdingus

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A guy who will see your text, feel a flicker of intention, and then simply not.

Read 11 days ago · typing indicator never appeared

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Games

Interactive simulations of what it's like to text this man. No refunds.

Text Ignorer

Send him a message. Watch it get read. Then watch nothing happen, forever.

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Send something to start the clock.

Excuse Roulette

Spin to generate his official explanation, issued 3 weeks after the fact.

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Response ETA Calculator

Enter how urgent your message is. Get a scientifically unreliable estimate.

ESTIMATED REPLY TIME
awaiting input

Double-Text Risk Meter

Type your would-be second message. Watch the risk climb live.

Risk level: not yet typed

Group Chat Ghost

Everyone else keeps talking. He's still just "Delivered."

Anderdingus did anyone end up seeing that movie Delivered

Vague Reply Generator

On the rare occasion he does respond, it sounds like this.

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Seen Streak Counter

Every time he opens it and still says nothing, add one to the tally.

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Streak: just getting started

Typing Indicator Bait

The dots show up at random. Catch him "typing" before they vanish.

…waiting…
Caught: 0 · Missed: 0

Time Since Last Real Response

A live tally. Reset it the day he actually replies to something.

Left-on-Read Bingo

Mark off what you did while waiting. Three in a row wins.

Patience Meter

Starts full. Drains regardless of what you do about it.

Patience: 100%

Guess the Read Time

Predict how long until he opens it. He already has. You don't know that yet.

Make your guess.

Be Anderdingus Simulator

Texts will come in. Your only job is to not respond.

Ignored: 0 / 0
 
Tap start to begin receiving texts.

CURRENT RECORD

Days left on read, personal best, still standing.

About

Anderdingus is, by all accounts, a real and functioning adult with a phone that receives texts. What happens after that is unclear and possibly unknowable.

He is not ignoring you specifically. He is ignoring everyone, equally, as a lifestyle.

  • Response rateStatistically insignificant
  • Preferred mediumEye contact, three weeks later, no acknowledgment of the text
  • Known excuse"My phone was doing something"
  • Spirit animalPictured, right, mid-response
A drill monkey baring its teeth, standing in for Anderdingus's communication style
His texting face, probably

Contact

You're welcome to text him. Historically this achieves nothing, but the site needs a contact section, so:

hello@anderdingus.men

Expected response time: see calculator above.