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A guy who will see your text, feel a flicker of intention, and then simply not.
Move your cursor over the name. Click the letters to play notes.
Interactive simulations of what it's like to text this man. No refunds.
Send him a message. Watch it get read. Then watch nothing happen, forever.
Spin to generate his official explanation, issued 3 weeks after the fact.
Enter how urgent your message is. Get a scientifically unreliable estimate.
Type your would-be second message. Watch the risk climb live.
Everyone else keeps talking. He's still just "Delivered."
On the rare occasion he does respond, it sounds like this.
Every time he opens it and still says nothing, add one to the tally.
The dots show up at random. Catch him "typing" before they vanish.
A live tally. Reset it the day he actually replies to something.
Mark off what you did while waiting. Three in a row wins.
Starts full. Drains regardless of what you do about it.
Predict how long until he opens it. He already has. You don't know that yet.
Texts will come in. Your only job is to not respond.
CURRENT RECORD
Days left on read, personal best, still standing.
Anderdingus is, by all accounts, a real and functioning adult with a phone that receives texts. What happens after that is unclear and possibly unknowable.
He is not ignoring you specifically. He is ignoring everyone, equally, as a lifestyle.
You're welcome to text him. Historically this achieves nothing, but the site needs a contact section, so:
hello@anderdingus.menExpected response time: see calculator above.